2005-04-19 [t3h_ninja_ameh]: That fucker who cut you off. >_<

2005-04-20 [The Crimson King]: lol. Gotta chop off his head. That'll teach him.

2005-05-03 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: hehehe i hope i never make it to this list, honestly...i've move out of state, cut and color my hair, get colored contacts and change my name.

2005-05-03 [The Crimson King]: Yes, goood. Run little rabbit. Run . . .

2005-07-03 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: Question: Who's Steve? Katie and I were wondering, you never mentioned him before and if you did i forgot...and katie wants you to know that if she has ever offended you in any way shape or form, she's on her knees *begging* forgiveness, and is apologizing quite thoroughly...

2005-07-04 [The Crimson King]: lol. Well, there was that one time. . . Beg me for your life Katie, beg me for it. . . Muahahahaaaaa!!!!

2005-07-11 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: yeah but back to the original point of my message....who's steve. you have yet to mention this "Steve" person before...

2005-07-11 [The Crimson King]: tell ya later.

2005-07-25 [Flamable_Sperm]: hello everybody

2005-08-02 [BootySkittles]: ::still begging for mercy::

2005-08-02 [The Crimson King]: *thinking* mercy granted. *ding* Hi, sperm.

2005-08-03 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: sperm? ahh okay...

2005-08-03 [The Crimson King]: Lol. *slap* pay attention.

2005-08-04 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: Flamable? Ouch. What if you get some in someone's hair? Hard enough to get out as it is...

2005-08-04 [The Crimson King]: Especially if you get it wet. *shudder* We pulled a cum-covered wookie out of our shower drain. It was roughly the size of a rat.

2005-08-05 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: Well I can honestly say that THATS never happened before...to me anyways. You threw that cummy Chewbacca away, right?

2005-08-05 [The Crimson King]: Nope, sold it on ebay. 3 euros 

2005-08-05 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: yep...makes sense...some european sicko took that off your hands...probably adds his own hair and cum to it regularly...Keeps it in a shrine.

2005-08-05 [The Crimson King]: it's priceless. He saw the face of Jesus in it,

2005-08-05 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: lol....too bad you didn't pawn if off on some mexican. You'd get a lot of pesos to your dollar...

2005-08-05 [The Crimson King]: Pesos are worthless to Irishmen though. . .

2005-08-06 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: Pesos are worthless period...

2005-08-06 [The Crimson King]: Now now brown cow. . .

2005-08-08 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: You said it I'm repeating....

2005-08-08 [The Crimson King]: Ummm. Riiiiiiiight. . .

2005-08-08 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: You were the one in taco bell....i just laughed after you said it.

2005-08-08 [The Crimson King]: O, yeah, cuz it said win a million bucks but it was only like 80,000 american XD. I remember. . .

2005-08-08 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: YES YOU REMEMBER NOW...It would take a nice firm smack on the ass to jog your memory right?! *rears hand back*

2005-08-09 [The Crimson King]: josh said to put some stank on it this time...

2005-08-10 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: oh no worries josh...will do..........*rears hand back farther*

2005-08-10 [The Crimson King]: smack him harder, this time, harder goddamn you! ! ! !

2005-08-11 [prisoner#81378]: I saw that dumb shit at Taco Bell....'WIN A MILLION PESOS!!!' Wtf?

2005-08-11 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: There's only soo much i can do with my hand...let me see *eyes wall of torture instruments* ...what shall it be???

2005-08-12 [The Crimson King]: I've said before and I'll most likely say it again. Pesos are worthless. WORTHLESS GODDAMN YOU! ! ! !!

2005-08-12 [prisoner#81378]: lol...a friend recently brought some old ass coin over....it looked old, anyways....but it was just from 1983. He asks me to look up this 'rare Mexican coin' on the net to see what it was worth. It was a freakin 20 dollar peso, worth like $1.75.....lmao....

2005-08-12 [The Crimson King]: Ahahahahahahaaaa. That's awesome. It proves me theory right. Pesos ARE GODDAMN WORTHLESS! Freaking Mexico with all their currency. Fuck them.

2005-08-12 [prisoner#81378]: Pesos....Mexican whores earn 50 pesos Ill bet.

2005-08-12 [The Crimson King]: so, just over four dollars then? Hell yeah, buy me a big beefy man prostitute. . .

2005-08-12 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: yes but honestly...would you want to get ahold of a big beefy MEXICAN man prostitute? You know how mexicans treat their women. ^.^

2005-08-13 [The Crimson King]: But I'm a man. He'll treat me with equal respect.

2005-08-13 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: like I said....they treat their...women...badly. (Calling you a woman HELLO?!)

2005-08-13 [The Crimson King]: Yes they certainly do. *shakes fist*

2005-09-29 [Lady Murder]: i thought i was on your shit list. damn i guess i should take you off mine then.

2005-10-02 [The Crimson King]: lol. You ARE on the shit list Cat, but you're on the one that I actually have already made-up plans to kill. Feel special! Oh nad the end is near. . .lol.

2005-12-13 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: This is where I'd be running for my life...

2005-12-13 [The Crimson King]: yes, run little rabbit run